None. Not ever. Not when the little darlings did well at regional trials. Not for birthdays. Not when you want the teenagers to come to the pool early on picture day. No conscionable adult should ply children–who are trying to turn into athletes, for cryin’ out loud–with these belly bombs. You should see the number of overweight kids on our swim team.

Nutritional info for JUST ONE puny Krispy Kreme Original Donut (who can eat just one? I dare you to prove it):

200 calories, 12 gr fat, 6 gr sat fat, 5 chol